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- Tonight on Sentient Seaweed Theater: Damn sub wrecked. Shit's on fire. People are drowning. Chip's watching it on TV like the rest of us.written 12 hours ago
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- There goes all of that shimmy endurance I'd built up, dammit.written 23 hours ago