Late last month, I announced over on Patreon the addition of another tier. If you ever said you’d pay to listen to me read the phone book, it’s the tier for you. For $5 a month, you’ll get to listen to me ramble for five minutes on the topic of my choosing. You can check out the page here on the blog or you can listen to my promo here.
If you listen to the promo, then you’ll know that starting this month, I’m also offering 5 Minute commissions over on Ko-Fi. There are two types to choose from: a ramble on the topic of your choice or an affirmation/mediation. I’m told my voice is very soothing. I’ll email you to find out more about the topic/meditation/affirmation that you’re looking for.
The commissions are $15 a piece and will be delivered in MP3 format (I’m not fancy) via email within a week (unless something unforeseen and disastrous comes up).
There are some ground rules to the commissions. These commissions are for personal use only. No putting them on YouTube or TikTok and the like. You can request whatever topic that you want, but don’t expect any dirty talk. Ko-Fi does not support sexual content. This isn’t OnlyFans.
I’ll only be making a limited number of these commissions available. Not because I’m afraid I’ll be overwhelmed by a rush of requests, but because I’m quite gifted at overwhelming myself. A smaller number available makes me feel like I’m in control.
So, if this sounds like something you’d be interested in, check out my Ko-Fi page.
As the name implies, this is where I write about…whatever. Myself, life, writing, sexuality, weight, my random issues and obsessions, if it comes into my head, I may just put it into words here.
If you’re looking for my fiction, you’ll find everything on Read Me. Everything I’ve published (either traditionally or self) is there. If you’d like to be convinced that I’m worth your time and money, check out the Writing for Tips section. It’s all of my free short stories. However, if you read a few and decide you like them, feel free to buy me a coffee over on Ko-Fi.
Murderville is my Patreon project. It wrapped up in 2021, but watch this space. There could be a new project coming soon.
While couples are celebrating love through jewelry extortion and single women are bitterly cursing their lack of a mate and single men are happy to be off the hook for forgetting the date, I am once again dedicating this hearts and flowers day to the one and only Vincent Price.
When it comes to Valentine’s Day dates, this man never lets me down.